So I’ve noticed that the price of gas has gone way down recently, which is swell for all you drivers out there. Unfortunately, the price of whiskey has gone up, which sucks for all of you drunks. As for the drunk drivers, I suppose we’ll just call it a wash.
Tomorrow’s forecast: Increased alcohol prices don’t fool fiscally savvy Isla Vistans. It’s still cheaper to fuel up on whiskey than unleaded.