So I’ve noticed that the price of gas has gone way down recently, which is swell for all you drivers out there. Unfortunately, the price of whiskey has gone up, which sucks for all of you drunks. As for the drunk drivers, I suppose we’ll just call it a wash.
Tomorrow’s forecast: Increased alcohol prices don’t fool fiscally savvy Isla Vistans. It’s still cheaper to fuel up on whiskey than unleaded.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
