You know that one kid? The one kid in your section who has to know if it’s ok to write five pages even though the assignment only calls for four? The one who has to clarify if Times is ok in place of Times New Roman, and delays your class for an extra five minutes with increasingly inane questions? Yeah, fuck that kid.

Tomorrow’s forecast: Wait, but not literally. That is unless he or she is kind of cute and into that sort of thing. Then go for it, what do I care?