Election Day is at hand! Finally, we’ll have an end to the inane political discussion that has gone on for months and months. We’ll have an end to the divisive punditry, the absurd 24-hour news coverage and the annoying campus politicos telling us about the evils of “the others.”

Psych! No matter who wins, we’ll hear about how he and his party stole the election and are ruining the country for years to come. God bless America.

Tomorrow’s forecast: FOX News declares Zombie Reagan the next president of the United States of America! … Too soon?