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Now That’s What I Call Stress Eating!

November 8, 2018 by

While some may turn to compulsively smoking stogies or crying in the library’s egg chairs during stressful times, freshman Daniel Diaz has taken up a record-breaking stress eating habit.
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Return of the Shack: How To Get that One Night Stand Out of Your Bed

November 7, 2018 by

To all you newbies, freshmen or downright nice human beings who can’t get that shacker out of your bed, here are seven ways to get him or her to become the Angel of the Morning!
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Goat Boy: Ceiling Stars

November 6, 2018 by


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Game Day

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It’s That Time of Year Again

November 6, 2018 by


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The 2018 Gaucho Voter’s Guide

November 5, 2018 by

This list features information on special measures exclusively pertaining to life in Isla Vista!
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Cops Caught Flipping Cars to Promote “Keep It Local” Agenda

November 1, 2018 by

Isla Vista residents have recently fallen victim to a series of crimes aptly named by this writer, “Monster Mash Window Crashes.” The local Free & For Sale page and the UCSB “meme page” ha...
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Dear Mother, Halloween Sucks

October 31, 2018 by

We have no hope this Halloween. The fences are high, higher than any of our friends are getting...
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Soccer Players Not Hot Enough To Warrant Sitting Through Whole Game

October 29, 2018 by and

15 minutes into the infamous UCSB versus Cal Poly SLO soccer game, second-year Veronica Dickstein realized that the soccer players weren’t even hot enough to warrant staying any longer than necessar...
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Goat Boy: No Pun, No Entry

October 28, 2018 by


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Entitlement

October 28, 2018 by


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Midterm Starter Pack

October 28, 2018 by


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Registering to Vote

October 28, 2018 by , , and


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Timely Warning! Here Are The 10 Disappointing Guys Who Will Ask You Out This Quarter

October 26, 2018 by

I’m so over being single, so I’ve taken matters into my own hands and decided to make a Tinder. After my first date off the app, I decided to document the type of guy I went out with and it has re...
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Spooky! Third-year Bryce Smith’s Jersey Duvet Hasn’t Been Washed Since Quarter 1 Year 1!

October 26, 2018 by

Ghouls and witches beware! There is something much scarier creeping upon us this Halloween season.
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