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How To Watch Porn in College (Freshmen ONLY)

Hello freshmen! Welcome to my first “Sex with Stench” article, a monthly sex advice column I’ll be doing for Nexustentialism. I’ve chosen watching porn as my first topic because I think it ser...
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Work Ethic


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The Commute


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Holiday Season


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Goat Boy: Tolerance


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Midnight Snack


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Goat Boy: Alexa


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Hazed and Confused

Hazing sucks. Dad did it, America did it, but we don’t anymore … right? There has been a rampant increase in reports of hazing here at UCSB and frankly it makes me sick. Looks like this reporter i...
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In Photos | Dog Therapy Day: Stay “Pawsitive”

Students flocked to the SRB on Wednesday afternoon for Dog Therapy Day, with the line to get into the event wrapped almost all the way around the building.
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Bare Minimum Proving To Be Too Much to Ask of Subleaser

In an unsurprising and expected series of events, local Isla Vista resident Jackson Smith has finally realized that asking his subleaser to do the bare minimum has proven to be too much for him to han...
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A Retrospective Look on No-Nut November

ISLA VISTA, CALIF. - It’s been all the craze. News reports have been coming out of the woodwork in regards to this year’s No-Nut November.
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Choose Your Fighter: Section Edition

Section classmates — we all know them, we all love and/or hate them. We’re all forced to spend 50 minutes once a week with them at some point in our undergraduate careers.
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Local Man Has Fish Picture on Tinder Profile

In order to gain an edge over the stiff competition of the god-like surfers and pretty-boy frat stars of Isla Vista, local man Connor Stewart has added a picture of him holding a dead fish to his Tind...
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A Gym Rat’s Guide to Getting Swole AF

Never skip a workout at the Rec Cen again with these five tips that will get you so swole, you’ll be bigger than The Rock. Take it from me, I’m swole AF.
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New Major, New Me

After seeing three ‘reading is sexy’ bumper stickers in the span of two hours (and consistently failing every single chemistry course offered at UCSB), Howard felt the universe was telling her it ...
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