Blogs

March Sadness? Pre-Tourney Regional Predictions I Thought Were Safe

Well, well, well. March Madness has once again met expectations, maybe even surpassed them following the upsets that have taken place thus far as we head into the Sweet 16. Staff writer Brandon Victor...
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Student with Poor Music Taste Suffers Ruptured Eardrums in Davidson

“I wish I had listened to my mom when I still could."
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The 10 Commandments to Get Through Finals Week

Surprise! Life isn’t perfect. I’m fucking stressed, for one.
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Student Puts Juul Pods Above Blue Books, Fails Finals

He doesn't regret his choice.
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UCSB Psychology Study Finds Best Way to Relieve Stress is to Sigh Loudly at Davidson Library

The passive aggression in the room was palpable.
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Student’s Glare Fails to Thwart Study Group from Invading Library Table

Residents of neighboring tables looked on with mixed sympathy and frustration.
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How to Celebrate Not Turning 21: A Guide to Surviving Your 2 Lamest Birthdays

If you’re between the ages of 19 and 20, the excitement of your special day has long faded.
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Students Graduate 1 Quarter Early, No One Cares

I mean, it’s just a quarter. It’s not good or bad. Just what they did.
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Free Water of Isla Vista, Ranked

Scenario. It’s summer:  you’re just getting out of your last class of the day.
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Student, UCSB Organizations Host Eating Disorder Awareness Week

UC Santa Barbara’s Active Minds and Health and Wellness Program co-hosted their annual Eating Disorder Awareness Week from Feb. 26 to March 1, aiming to increase awareness about eating disorders and...
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Confused First Year Thought He’d Have More Sex By Now

Flynn really thought this would be “his year”, as far as sexual escapades go.
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Little Known UCSB Campus Facts You Need Should Totally Know!

The buildings in fact have stories and not just “good personalities.”
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BREAKING NEWS: MEN AIN’T SHIT

Men, yes ALL men, ain’t shit.
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Ole the Mascot Replaced By Nachos, Freebirds Rejoices

“Worry not, folks. Our new mascot is a plate of Freebirds Nachos.”
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New Snapchat Update Now Leading Cause of Divorce

Having a 200-day or more streak absolutely guarantees a zero chance of divorce.
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