Opinion
I took a look around and realized I'm back here again.
Finding clues to a riddled life printed on cardboard cereal boxes. Nutritional facts for a starved teenage imagination. Gathering deeper meaning...
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The corrections give me a chance to say I'm touched like a 13-year-old girl at R. Kelly's house by all the nice messages I got about the reader, but I probably need more to get it made. E-mail weather...
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Here's a hypothetical situation: Obama is elected president by a sweeping majority in November after a long and arduous campaign against John McCain. George W. Bush quietly leaves office and Obama is ...
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Marriage is one of the oldest institutions known to mankind. Its roots are religious as well as legal, and efforts to redefine the union to encompass gay and lesbian couples have been predictably noxi...
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We, as the human race, are a very safe species. We have many pre-determined judgments and biases, which we hold tightly. Rarely do we venture out of our intellectual safety net to explore and understa...
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Everybody knows that sex in public is better than sex in private. Your hearts are racing even faster than usual as you try to finish before you get caught... but usually, you don't get caught. I did.
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I love my anonymity, but being nameless and faceless isn't without its sacrifices, so today I'd like to publicly feel sorry for myself over the hordes of ass that I've been forced to forego due to the...
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The 3rd District supervisor election is upon us. We have all seen the campaign signs and the flyers tossed aside by uninterested voters. But we should all be interested, and this is why.
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Back in the days of the Wild West, there were gunslingers that were notorious for being quick to kill with their pistols. They were often found drinking whiskey and gambling in saloons.
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You are all being lied to this very minute. Every food store that you know of is lying to you as you read this. They claim to sell "English Muffins" and "English Scones." Now, I don't know about you, ...
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When author and lecturer David Horowitz appeared at UCSB, he mentioned that our Muslim students had not condemned Hamas and Hezbollah, implying that this told us something about our Muslim students. H...
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Alright, here’s the dea,l fans: Every few years, the ‘human gets cocky and attempts to make and then sell the Weatherreader, a mind-blowing compilation of subtle racism, sexism, ageism and...
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Last week David Horowitz came to speak on campus to discuss the threat of a radical movement happening in the world and its threat to Western culture. The majority of the people that attended the spee...
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
