Opinion

April 29, 2008

Think!

By Simon Estrada

April 28, 2008

Man-laws

By The Weatherhuman

Sit down Gauchos, we need to have a little talk...

April 28, 2008

Nexus Poll Inspires Alternative View

By Mana Mostatabi

Every so often, after tiring of my usual Internet hotspots -- PerezHilton.com, the Drudge Report and Digg -- I surf the Daily Nexus Web site hoping to stumble across something -- anything -- to briefly entertain me. Lu...

April 28, 2008

Horowitz Freedom Center Defends Nexus Advertisement

By Staff

Editor, Daily Nexus, In his response to the David Horowitz Freedom Center’s ad about the connections between the Muslim Brotherhood – a terrorist organization – and the Muslim Student Association (&#822...

April 28, 2008

Shady Campaign Tactis Mar Associated Students Election

By Staff

Editor, Daily Nexus, While we all know who won on paper, it is evident who the true victors are.

April 25, 2008

Sniped

By Staff

It's good to see the government eschewing the star treatment and sniping Wesley Snipes for tax evasion, a charge that will send him to prison for three years.

April 25, 2008

Dude Dishes On Respect for Women

By Jordan Pokross

So Saturday afternoon, my friend Chad and I were having a conversation about the ladies of Isla Vista. It was a "walk and talk" around I.V., so the subject matter of our conversation was all around us: hot, bikini-clad b...

April 25, 2008

McCain Presidency Promises More War

By Eric Goldman

John McCain is a warmonger. The Arizona senator's presidential campaign might go ballistic when you make that assertion, as they did recently when, at a Barack Obama rally, radio talk show host Ed Schultz did, in fact, s...

April 25, 2008

Think

By Staff

April 24, 2008

UCSC Sets Bar for Responsible Tokage

By Jeff Gibson

Uncomfortable. As in the feeling I get when a crackhead-turned-probation officer can't stop shouting her paranoid delusions at me from the passenger seat: "The fucking pigs are going to recognize my red scooter. They're ...

April 24, 2008

Automated Toilets Suck

By Staff

Has anyone ever figured out why the illegal immigrants at car washes are so happy all the time? I mean they're singing, dancing and laughing the entire time, even though they're doing hard manual labor for spoiled Americ...

April 24, 2008

UCSB Faculty and Staff Encourage Religious Tolerance

By Juan E. Campo

On Monday, April 14, the Daily Nexus featured a paid advertisement from an off-campus organization that constituted an unprincipled and grossly inaccurate attack against the UCSB Muslim Student Association. We, the under...

April 23, 2008

Help! That Man Just Stole My Penis

By Staff

According to Reuters - a reputable news outlet I might add - police in Congo arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink penises.

April 23, 2008

Chicks and Dicks Cavort Downtown

By Dana Olsen

Thursday, 9:23 a.m. - Fuuuuck. If the throbbing head and dry mouth is any indication, it feels like I probably went to OTT last night. Singing karaoke to "Benny and the Jets" must not have been a bad dream after all.

April 23, 2008

Speaker Diversifies Argument on Islam

By Staff

There has been much controversy lately on our campus. In lieu of recent events involving an ad taken out by David Horowitz and the numerous responses from supporters of the Muslim Student Association, we are fortunate to...

April 23, 2008

Scientific Evidence Debunks Fatty Fables

By David Rabie

Whole, low-fat or nonfat? Which do you usually go for? Do you choose based on taste or health, or do you compromise? Best-selling author and nutrition expert Michael Pollan has deemed the low-fat craze to be the greatest...