Opinion

April 16, 2008

A.S. Endorsement: Internal Vice President

By Staff

In a highly competitive field, Kevin Higuchi's candor and knowledge of the internal vice president's specific duties cuts through the clutter.

April 16, 2008

A.S. Endorsement: Student Advocate General

By Staff

Scott McDonald runs unopposed, but nonetheless brings many admirable qualities to the table as a candidate for student advocate general.

April 16, 2008

A.S. Endorsement: External Vice President of Statewide Affairs

By Staff

With a strong background in leadership, current RHA President Corey Huber will make an effective and efficient external vice president of statewide affairs.

April 16, 2008

A.S. Endorsement: External Vice President of Local Affairs

By Staff

Underneath her friendly, easygoing exterior, Liz Buda is almost overqualified for the external vice president of local affairs position.

April 16, 2008

Reaffirmations

By Staff

University Children’s Center Support Fee The University Children’s Center Support Fee helps student families pay for childcare, as well as helps subsidize the Orfalea Family Children’s Center and the Un...

April 16, 2008

UCSB Hotties Test Teachers’ Testes

By Dana Olsen

I've been giving some thought to career choices, and I've come to a conclusion: Being a professor at UCSB would be the worst job in the world.

April 16, 2008

Yes, Even Ice Cream Goes Well With Beer

By Ray Collins

The weather has been amazing lately. This quarter will hopefully be filled with many warm and sunny days. On a beautiful day like this, what do you find most refreshing?

April 16, 2008

Think!

By Staff

April 15, 2008

Planned Biopic Slanders President

By Jeff Dulgar

When you hear the name Oliver Stone, surely you think of the director's mind-blowing, entertaining films like "Alexander," his unbiased political recounts of John F. Kennedy's assassination or Richard Nixon's involvement...

April 15, 2008

That’s the Spot, Right There

By The Weatherhuman

Massage parlors in Indonesia are asking their female masseuses to make it clear that sex is not part of the massage by padlocking their skirts and pants.

April 15, 2008

NBC’s Lineup Saved With Power of ‘Rock’

By Alex Pavlovic

At the conclusion of my "American Idol" column last week, I wrote the following words: "The 2008 Idol crown appears to be Michael Johns' to lose." Shows what I know. Two days later, Johns was eliminated, proving once aga...

April 14, 2008

What’s In a Name?

By Staff

Students, beware! If you are an active member of the UCSB community, you might want to reconsider your involvement in any campus club or organization. It might make you popular or, even worse, cause you to win an electio...

April 14, 2008

Kissed From a Rose

By The Weatherhuman

So I was sitting/passed out by my front door Friday night when two toolish-looking guys walked past me, and, I kid you not, one of them was telling a story about how he played Seal songs the night before to set the mood ...

April 14, 2008

Springtime Visitors Transform Campus Into Tourist Map

By Mana Mostatabi

If there are any misgivings about spring having sprung, put them to rest, children. The best season of the year is in full bloom, complete with 80-degree weather at 9 a.m., allergies and runny noses, lots of drunkenly st...

April 11, 2008

W-Carded

By Staff

I jinxed myself earlier this week by basking in the fact that there hadn’t been any corrections yet this quarter. Well lo and behold, look below. Damn it. If you’re wondering what having your Weatherbox taken...

April 11, 2008

Drinking Wine Comes With Some Grape Expectations

By David Rabie

Healthy vice. Oxymoron? By the strict definition, it most assuredly is. However, with a change in perspective, something once viewed as a vice could theoretically be viewed later as something healthy. There could also be...