Opinion

April 1, 2008

Gauchoscopes: Where the Zodiac Meets the Beach

By Staff Writer

Astrological signs...

April 1, 2008

Comics Is Funny!

By Madelaine Frezza Daily Nexus

March 31, 2008

Friends Fly Miserably

By Staff

Since those of us who aren’t poor just spent the week traveling, let’s focus on the biggest scam in travel these days: Southwest Airlines’ policy of open seating. It’s a complete madhouse. People ...

March 31, 2008

Facelifted Farm Nixes Using Green Latrines

By Eric Broberg

As a local boy with fond memories of traipsing about Fairview Gardens, I am outraged by the "improvements" foisted upon the organic farm by the Goleta Planning Commission and "dismayed" neighbors.

March 31, 2008

‘Party School’ Reps More Than Fools

By Mana Mostatabi

For the past four years, disclosing my academic institution to others has often resulted in the same judgmental reaction: "UCSB is a party school, isn't it?"

March 10, 2008

I Hate Whoever Complained Today

By Staff

Nice of the corrections people to steal my final box of the quarter (a-holes…). Now I can’t even say a real goodbye as we all head for spring break. To those of you smart enough to find me on Facebook: Congra...

March 10, 2008

Staff Editorial: Turds and Tulips

By Staff

Bright, presidential tulips to Hillary Clinton for taking the time to speak at UCSB before Super Tuesday. We wish we could have shown you Del Playa Drive.

March 10, 2008

Focus on Flustering Finals as Quarter Comes to a Close

By Mana Mostatabi

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and spring is hovering over many of us like a cloud of THC-imbued smoke. Oh, and daylight savings started on Sunday, resulting in a greater amount of sunlight we hard-working co...

March 7, 2008

Bearfest

By Staff

Seriously? I’m losing half my box to a correction because some guy supported desalination in the 1990s and apparently doesn’t anymore. Does anyone really care? Wouldn’t you rather read my graphic and in...

March 7, 2008

Eschew Atkins in Favor of Veggies

By David Rabie

Vegetarians, vegans, pescetarians, fruitarians - the list of different diets is endlessly confounding. There are people who eat only meat and fruit and others who eat only raw foods. Even more astounding is the naivety o...

March 7, 2008

Influenza Feeds On Gaucho Shenanigans

By Benjamin Gottlieb

Junior year at UCSB. Another year attending the best university in the country. Another year catching the flu Winter Quarter.

March 7, 2008

Drink

By Staff

March 6, 2008

Insult-O-Rama Piles Onto Poor Obama

By Eric Goldman

Barack Obama hates America. Oh, sorry: Barack Hussein Obama hates America. And while we're on the topic, I'm not saying Barack Obama is secretly Muslim or anything, but have you seen that e-mail about how Barack Obama is...

March 6, 2008

“I Remember, I Remember When I Lost My Mind”

By Staff

First, thanks to those of you who responded to my request yesterday for getting some questions for an "Ask the 'Human" piece. Don't hesitate to keep them coming.

March 6, 2008

Prolonged Democratic Squabbling Benefits McCain’s Cause

By Jeff Michael Dulgar

March 4 was a make-it-or-break-it day for both the Democratic and Republican presidential nomination. Sen. Barack Obama hoped to keep his momentum going, coming off of 11 straight victories, while John McCain hoped to se...

March 5, 2008

Bobs With Knobs Avoid Hand Jobs

By Dana Olsen

Since I have been old enough to touch penises, two people have told me I give a good hand job. One was my best friend, who is a female and therefore has no idea what constitutes a satisfactory hand job. She was just tryi...