Turds and Tulips
Colorful, rainbow tulips to the Supreme Court of California for finally making gay marriage legal. No more “Brokeback Mountain” jokes, we promise. Rude, ignorant turds to David Horowitz fo...
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Opinion
Colorful, rainbow tulips to the Supreme Court of California for finally making gay marriage legal. No more “Brokeback Mountain” jokes, we promise. Rude, ignorant turds to David Horowitz fo...
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Who is the Weatherhuman? It’s one of life’s great mysteries, right up there with the fact that the word “lisp” has an “s” in it and why it took the food industry so...
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What is it about Republicans that drives them to pick the wrong side of every issue?
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Man this Scripps National Spelling Bee is quickly turning into the ultimate beauty pageant for Indian families eh?
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To all the citizens of Isla Vista:
Don't be fooled by Doreen Farr as the election for 3rd District Supervisor approaches.
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Editor, Daily Nexus, If Students for Safer Studying would kindly remove their heads from their asses (“Swap Illicit Adderall for Healthier Perks of Caffeine,” Daily Nexus, May 30), they wo...
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Thirty billion bottles of water on the wall, take one down and pass it around and more than 2.5 million tons of CO2 in the air.
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The vehicle parking policy at UCSB is intended to encourage students to bike to classes instead of drive. This is a fantastic idea, considering that the majority of students live on campus or in Isla ...
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I was shocked and offended by professor Walter Yuen's perspective on and his proposed restriction of Halloween in Isla Vista ("A.S. Defers Plans for Halloween Treats," Daily Nexus, May 29).
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With only a few weeks left before my asshole landlords boot me out of I.V. for good, I had planned on spending my dwindling days as a student re-enacting all my favorite activities.
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There is a point preceding every casual Isla Vista hookup when it becomes apparent your sassy dance moves have paid off, and you will be rewarded with a night of unruly bonage. In fact, we college stu...
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It's Tuesday night and I'm standing in a three-room apartment on Abrego Road with Lynne and she's asking me if I think she should move in here. The door doesn't lock but I'm tired of her not getting i...
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Editor, Daily Nexus,
I am writing in response to the article ("SB Sees Swell in Student Abuse of Prescription Pill," Daily Nexus, May 20), which discussed the legal consequences of un-prescribed Adde...
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Editor, Daily Nexus,
I am alarmed by the Nexus article about the 3rd District supervisor candidates' financial statements ("Farr Maintains Lead in Contributions," Daily Nexus, May 28) and the recent ...
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