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Friendship Manor Gives Up on Noise Ordinance, Throws Rager Instead

November 30, 2016 by

The drinks were flowing all night as slutty nurses spoon-fed the elderly residents Jell-O shots, and orderlies laced their oxygen tanks with dank kush.
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Professor Only Curses To Impress Freshmen

November 27, 2016 by

Students have claimed that his casual F-bombs and “shits” don't make his second-rate retelling of elementary school history any more interesting.
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Nexus Top 10: Sports Curses

November 26, 2016 by

Think your favorite sports team is cursed? Well, maybe our own Richard Benites will confirm your suspicions with his list on the Top 10 Sports Curses!
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Fantasy Sports Island: NFL Week 12

November 26, 2016 by

Our fantasy football aficionado, Richard Benites informs us about the latest emerging players that we should all have on our radars heading into Week 11 of the NFL season.
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Illegal Candle Trade in Dorms At All-Time High

November 25, 2016 by

“They were pleading innocent, but you could tell they were lying,” Capt. Morgan said, shaking his head. “Who would use peppermint-scented candles before Thanksgiving?"
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Obama Barricades Self in Oval Office, Refuses to Let 45th President In

November 19, 2016 by

Shortly after meeting with President-elect Donald Trump and participating in a civil photo-op, a composed Obama immediately kicked everyone out, grabbed a pint of Cherry Garcia and then locked the doo...
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Which Subtweet Should You Tweet Next?

November 18, 2016 by

What fun is the internet if you can’t talk shit? Don’t worry, these subtweets have your back.
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Common Cold War: Students Weaponize Sickness, Bring Down Entire Dorm

November 17, 2016 by

"It's like being in a gang, man. When one of us gets sick, the whole building gets sick. It's a way of life."
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Cavs Remain NBA’s Royal Team With James’s and Irving’s Guidance

November 17, 2016 by

As the leader of Cleveland's success in bringing "The Land" its first NBA title in franchise history last season, LeBron James and the Cavs have Sports Editor Sean White sold on the notion of them bei...
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To Silence the Voice of the Voiceless?

November 17, 2016 by

It's hard being an athlete but it's only made harder when you have critics are constantly trying to silence your voice.
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Fantasy Sports Island: NFL Week 11

November 16, 2016 by

Our fantasy football aficionado, Richard Benites informs us about the latest emerging players that we should all have on our radars heading into Week 11 of the NFL season.
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Overheard in I.V.

November 15, 2016 by

Another edition of eavesdropping brought to you by our version of investigative journalism.
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In Photos: Students March Through Isla Vista After Trump Announced President

November 9, 2016 by

Over a thousand UC Santa Barbara students marched through Isla Vista early Wednesday morning and gathered underneath Storke Tower, protesting the election of Donald Trump. Another rally in response to...
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Marijuana Legalization Used as Coping Mechanism for Californians Under Trump Presidency

November 9, 2016 by and

ISLA VISTA, CA - Amidst the dark clouds surrounding election night, a cloud of a different type began to rise above the nerve-wracked streets of I.V.
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Fuck.

November 8, 2016 by

"Oh well," reports one witness.
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