First day of school dos and don’ts for freshmen
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The Daily Stench
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The nausea that you get from being on TikTok for 15 hours every day is the nausea you wish was from a 15 hour flight to Spain.
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Shortly after confessing his deep feelings for Marcy, Deulu decided it was time to end things.
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Honestly, it’s just a really bad financial decision on your part; she would’ve been so popular.
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Ahh, the sweet sound of healthy communication.
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“That doesn’t even make sense? Why the fuck do they still call it Chai Tea Latte — chai literally means tea. You idiots are ordering a Tea Tea Latte. Do you realize how stupid that sounds?”
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“It’s so nice tah see all the Canadian flags aboot tahday, eh?” said Maple Snowbeaver, the Canadian exchange student in question.
April 20: Weed Day.
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“Precious Slut” will now be called “Immaculate Virgin” in order to better align with newfound Christian beliefs.
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Sicspore claims this fuzzy new companion has certain ‘properties’ that justify the increasing prices.
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54% of women cited “being a MILF” as one of the top two reasons they chose to have children, the other being “mommy milkers.”
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Hear ye, hear ye! Thee smalle village of Manzanita hath indeed declared the need for a village idiot!
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Hey gorg us. How would you like to see BIG BOOBS and BIG’s BUTT tonight.
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I have the plant with me now, and using my lightsaber, I’m able to light it and start smoking in the purple glow of my saber. Fuck yes.
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Such silly students. Surprising that so much time spent in the library, yet lacking in ways of the Force.
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I have had ENOUGH of not being able to suntan at the lagoon without a prepubescent fifth grader staring at my ass.
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