The Mayor of PoundTown

October 16, 2025

Breaking! Fraternities up to weird shit!

By The Mayor of PoundTown

Every fall, UC Santa Barbara’s most average male students try their best to be selected and admitted into a brotherhood with questionable roots, but lit ass parties. This year, the Daily Nexus has received dozens of re...

February 20, 2025

Ally! White man is NOT celebrating Presidents’ Day

By The Mayor of PoundTown

Presidents Day weekend is a sight for sore college student eyes. Coming swiftly after midterms, the three-day weekend was the perfect break for UC Santa Barbara students to relax, taking in all that Isla Vista has to off...

February 13, 2025

Seven things girls should buy their guys on Valentine’s Day

By The Mayor of PoundTown

Every year when Valentine's day finally arrives, the question flooding girl group chats is “What should I get my boyfriend for Valentine’s Day?” It's a challenge to find the perfect gift for a man who has everythin...

January 30, 2025

Frat guys threatened by I.V. robot’s sexuality

By The Mayor of PoundTown

With the arrival of Isla Vista's hottest new eligible bachelor, Boba Bot, UC Santa Barbara fraternities are turning to cyberphobia. While fraternities are recognized to be safe and accepting havens for all, Boba Bot is n...