Marcus T.C.

April 17, 2025

UCSB Cancels Congress Class as Branch Deemed ‘Irrelevant’

By Marcus T.C.

Political Science 155L, UCSB’s long-standing congressional simulation course, was not offered this year for the first time since 2010. The course pits students against each other as members of Congress, vying to achiev...

May 23, 2024

UCSB’s Most Pissable Urinals: A Review

By Pubelius Comestock, Marcus T.C.

Let’s set the scene: the smell of newly illegal substances in the air, a smooth bass groove playing in the background and discussion of women’s liberation abound as men with huge afros and unbuttoned collared shirts ...

April 14, 2023

Style spotlight! Man wears button down t-shirt with swim shorts to Deltopia

By Marcus T.C.

“Like 20 minutes after I got there, everyone was wearing it. Like, bro, they were totally biting my shit. But it's ok,” he explained.

March 12, 2023

Nation’s racist uncles shocked to find out ‘All Lives Matter’ includes minorities

By Marcus T.C.

As the conversation turned toward politics due to Black History Month, she said unto her uncle, “Hey Leonard, if all lives matter, that means Black lives matter too, doesn’t it?”