The Weatherhuman

January 5, 2010

Party Time

By The Weatherhuman

Alright, UCSB, it's time to get your party on.

January 4, 2010

Blinded By The Light

By The Weatherhuman

For 2010, the Weatherhuman has decided to sober up for good.

December 3, 2009

Dead or Alive

By The Weatherhuman

You’re still alive? Neat, I can almost say the same myself. Well, I know you’re busy, it’s okay, we both are. You’re downing your energy drink of choice and highlighting like a madman, or you&#821...

November 30, 2009

Weekend Wrap-Up

By The Weatherhuman

I used to wonder if we all go home and have basically the same Thanksgiving. But then, did your non-Scottish uncle show up in a kilt? Were all the pictures taken horizontally? Did your other uncle ask you how school is a...

November 24, 2009

World News Courtesy of TFLN

By The Weatherhuman

I can only slap myself on the forehead when I let Texts From Last Night scoop me on something I should know about and would know about if I, I don't know, bothered to read the news.

November 23, 2009

Chocolate Vampire Babies

By The Weatherhuman

Sure, you're mildly annoyed by the craze. You don't want to hear about vampires without their shirts on, but mostly you don't want to hear the hideous shrieks of that girl that can't be more that, what, eleven!?

November 19, 2009

Holly Jolly November

By The Weatherhuman

It's only November by my watch, yet it's Christmas everywhere I go. I was walking around campus today and some frat or something had a guy dressed up as Santa Claus to, I don't know, get girls to sit on his lap?

November 18, 2009

What Parents Don’t Know…

By The Weatherhuman

As it turns out, baby's first alcohol offense is only amusing until your school takes it upon themselves to tell your parents.

November 17, 2009

Morning Glories

By The Weatherhuman

Do you feel like you could toss your breakfast burrito right about now? Did you push snooze too many times and end up losing your alarm clock (phone) in the covers of your bed? It's only Tuesday and my week is wrecked an...

November 16, 2009

Fast Times in Isla Vista

By The Weatherhuman

Your parents keep calling. They want you home, they want you to dog-sit. They want to see your glowing face, they want to take you to brunch. They want the 'you' they sent away, and it's your job to keep up the charade. ...

November 13, 2009

Bubble ‘Human

By The Weatherhuman

Living in a bubble the way we do can be great, sure. Having no real knowledge of world news and forgetting that life even exists on the other side of El Colegio. But once in a while someone will remind me that I can't li...

November 12, 2009

To Pass or Not to Pass

By The Weatherhuman

Heads up: Tomorrow’s the deadline to change your grading option from GPA devastator to win/lose. For the hangover impaired, that means this is the last chance to save your ass. I too have enjoyed the thrill of gues...

November 10, 2009

There Goes My Wednesday

By The Weatherhuman

Perk up! No school tomorrow.

November 9, 2009

Just Checking…

By The Weatherhuman

Hey guys, remember me? I was the 'human last year. We had some good times, didn't we? Obviously we went our separate ways, and of course you've found a new 'human to fulfill your snarky desires, but I just wanted to chec...

November 6, 2009

Fuck You, Parents. Fuck You.

By The Weatherhuman

Do you want the good news or the bad news? The bad news is that this weekend, our favorite mini non-city is going to be crawling with people who don't belong here and who make me very, very uncomfortable, namely: parents...

November 4, 2009

I Believe you Have My Stapler

By The Weatherhuman

When I woke up this morning, did I think there would be a conspiracy between my computer and my printer to make me late to class AND have to turn in incomplete work?