For 2010, the Weatherhuman has decided to sober up for good. No more
late nights, drunken stupors or four-way blaquephaded circle jerks.
I’m putting that all behind me. Luckily for all you Gauchos out there,
that means more one-on-one time with the ‘human. Oh, and I found God,
too. I mean, what good is sobriety without a little cloudy paradise to
welcome you later?
Tomorrow’s Forecast: The ‘human comes to its senses and realizes the
only faith worth having is in that we’ll never have to give up our
booze, atheism OR circle jerks. Thank God.