I used to wonder if we all go home and have basically the same Thanksgiving. But then, did your non-Scottish uncle show up in a kilt? Were all the pictures taken horizontally? Did your other uncle ask you how school is at Pepperdine? Did your grandma repeatedly confuse your name for that of your cousins, mother and/or family pet? No, I think our Thanksgivings were different. But if you did thoroughly enjoy your family gathering and are tweeting all about how much you love everyone, lets go ahead and have you keep that to yourself.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: One disaster down… two weeks of consecutive disasters to come.