Hey guys, remember me? I was the ‘human last year. We had some good times, didn’t we? Obviously we went our separate ways, and of course you’ve found a new ‘human to fulfill your snarky desires, but I just wanted to check in and see how you’re doing. You’re doing well? Swell. Anyway, I had probably better get going now, but before I do I should probably tell you… Well, let’s just say you should get tested. Yeah…

Tomorrow’s forecast: The discomfort (and that strange itching) you’ve been feeling since my departure make a whole lot more sense.