It’s only November by my watch, yet it’s Christmas everywhere I go. I was walking around campus today and some frat or something had a guy dressed up as Santa Claus to, I don’t know, get girls to sit on his lap? As I walked by I thought, Santa? That’s ridiculous it’s only Nov… Oh. I guess it IS almost Christmas. That explains the apple cider and the ribbon on my neighbor’s door. Then I went back to daydreaming about the epic nap I was going to take and the one dollar beers that awaited me when I woke up.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: What am I thankful for this time of year? Holiday drinks and holiday drunks.