Heads up: Tomorrow’s the deadline to change your grading option from GPA devastator to win/lose. For the hangover impaired, that means this is the last chance to save your ass. I too have enjoyed the thrill of guessing what side of a 3.0 my grades will land on, but I’m not as young and reckless as I used to be. Now I prefer the effortless comfort of that P like a bottle of cheap wine on a cold day. And if you’re thinking, “But what if I don’t pass?” Well, that’s silly. If Alaskan governor dropouts can graduate, so can you.

Tomorrow’s forecast: Forget all that. You know who didn’t graduate? Kobe Bryant, Kanye West, the guy who made Twitter. If those aren’t roll models…