Pillow Talk

January 13, 2010 by

You know those second week of school days?
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An Insult Misspelled Is an Insult Wasted

January 11, 2010 by

Have you ever had someone pass you a note that said, "Your stupid"?
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Have a Little Faith

January 7, 2010 by

"Have a little faith in me." Okay, who said this and why? I've heard the song and everything, but I don't get it.
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Children Know Best

January 6, 2010 by

You know, our generation is highly underappreciated.
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Party Time

January 5, 2010 by

Alright, UCSB, it's time to get your party on.
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Blinded By The Light

January 4, 2010 by

For 2010, the Weatherhuman has decided to sober up for good.
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Dead or Alive

December 3, 2009 by

You’re still alive? Neat, I can almost say the same myself. Well, I know you’re busy, it’s okay, we both are. You’re downing your energy drink of choice and highlighting like a...
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Weekend Wrap-Up

November 30, 2009 by

I used to wonder if we all go home and have basically the same Thanksgiving. But then, did your non-Scottish uncle show up in a kilt? Were all the pictures taken horizontally? Did your other uncle ask...
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World News Courtesy of TFLN

November 24, 2009 by

I can only slap myself on the forehead when I let Texts From Last Night scoop me on something I should know about and would know about if I, I don't know, bothered to read the news.
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Chocolate Vampire Babies

November 23, 2009 by

Sure, you're mildly annoyed by the craze. You don't want to hear about vampires without their shirts on, but mostly you don't want to hear the hideous shrieks of that girl that can't be more that, wha...
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Holly Jolly November

November 19, 2009 by

It's only November by my watch, yet it's Christmas everywhere I go. I was walking around campus today and some frat or something had a guy dressed up as Santa Claus to, I don't know, get girls to sit ...
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What Parents Don’t Know…

November 18, 2009 by

As it turns out, baby's first alcohol offense is only amusing until your school takes it upon themselves to tell your parents.
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Morning Glories

November 17, 2009 by

Do you feel like you could toss your breakfast burrito right about now? Did you push snooze too many times and end up losing your alarm clock (phone) in the covers of your bed? It's only Tuesday and m...
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Fast Times in Isla Vista

November 16, 2009 by

Your parents keep calling. They want you home, they want you to dog-sit. They want to see your glowing face, they want to take you to brunch. They want the 'you' they sent away, and it's your job to k...
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Bubble ‘Human

November 13, 2009 by

Living in a bubble the way we do can be great, sure. Having no real knowledge of world news and forgetting that life even exists on the other side of El Colegio. But once in a while someone will remin...
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