Weather

May 10, 2007

I See Dead Hobbits

By The Weatherhuman

Currently number two on the New York Times best sellers hardcover fiction list is the recently released novel, The Children of Húren, written by a man (J.R.R. Tolkien, sound familiar?) who died over 30 years ago.

May 9, 2007

Darkness Falls

By The Weatherhuman

Last night blew up like an embassy in Africa.

May 8, 2007

Vocab Quiz

By The Weatherhuman

Part two of the two-day series looking into my past makes the 'human rather anxious; there are hunger-striking hippies to make fun of.

May 7, 2007

Cruisin’ For a Forecast

By The Weatherhuman

A ska band is playing at Extravaganza? Welcome back to eighth grade.

May 4, 2007

Nice Article, Pointdexters

By The Weatherhuman

Ah, the Queer Wedding. The only place outside of Facebook where dozens of straight girl couples can be publicly seen in joke relationships.

May 3, 2007

A Weather Distraction

By The Weatherhuman

Midterms. Ya know?

May 2, 2007

Point and Match

By The Weatherhuman

Nothing turns the 'mate on more than a good, illogical argument leading to the 'human's mind being twisted around willy-nilly like a monochromatic Rubik's Cube.

May 1, 2007

Out-Weathered

By The Weatherhuman

This has got to be the fucking funniest correction ever.

April 30, 2007

Paper or Paper?

By The Weatherhuman

I guess some bridge in SF fell or something, because the bitching from that part of the state has gotten a whole lot louder.

April 27, 2007

Curses!

By The Weatherhuman

Well, you bitches didn't elect the 'human as A.S. president... again.

April 26, 2007

Vote ‘human or Die

By The Weatherhuman

The ever-controversial Dr. Kevorkian was paroled late last year in part due to his suffering, interestingly enough, from a terminal illness.

April 25, 2007

Suddenly Seeking ‘human

By The Weatherhuman

It's been a while since the 'human was on the market, and quite frankly I'm a little disturbed with the way these kids sniff each other's asses nowadays while trying to reel one in.

April 24, 2007

Vote ‘human

By The Weatherhuman

Vote Weatherhuman for A.S. president today on GOLD. I won't waste your money on bullshit cultural events; I'll drink it down.

April 23, 2007

Weekend Update

By The Weatherhuman

Saturday's newspaper delivered a swift kick to an already indignant Weatherhuman.

April 20, 2007

Just Add Water

By The Weatherhuman

The Top Ten Signs the ‘human Has Checked-Out for 4/20 1) A huge puff of lazy, lingering smoke drifts out from the Weathercave 2) I’m so fucking high 3) Friday’s Forecast:

April 19, 2007

Time On My Hands

By The Weatherhuman

It's been a few days since the 'human enjoyed the embrace of another human, and because it's been such a long time, the possibility of blue... um... wait