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May 14, 2008

20-Sack and 20 Months in Prison

By Staff

I have nothing against stoners, but sometimes they really go too far in their quest to get high.

May 13, 2008

“Diversity Tomorrow,” Because Today is Almost Over

By Staff

Raise your hand if you were surprised that racecar driver Danica Patrick hospitalized a pit crew member after running into him during practice last week. Man I really hope you didn't put your hand up. That's really, real...

May 12, 2008

She’s Fit For A Straight Jacket

By Staff

I hate to get personal with one person and cut my other thousands of readers out of the loop, but I have to do this. Today's Weather is for the Evan guy who had a series of signs dedicated to him on El Colegio last week....

May 9, 2008

Something Fishy

By Staff

I pose this question for all of you science geeks out there. If this is such a world-renowned university, and if we have so many Nobel Prize winners and other scientific hotshots walking around, why can't we figure out h...

May 8, 2008

Ayo For San Diego

By Staff

I don't quite know what to make of this San Diego State drug ring story. On the one hand, 75 students face drug charges. But on the other hand, 75 students face drug charges!!! Definitely helps their reputation as a part...

May 7, 2008

R.I.P. Judge Lodge

By Staff

Despite all the time we spend listening to our instructors during our time at UCSB, I really think that it’s quite a rare thing for them to actually make a dent in our lives. Judge Joseph Lodge, who passed away on ...

May 6, 2008

Mooj, Just Please Stop

By Staff

Got to admit, that was pretty eye opening stuff from the Wednesday Hump last week.

May 5, 2008

If It’s Brown, Flush It

By Staff

I'm not a big fan of horse racing, but I can't help but be a little sad over the events that transpired at the Kentucky Derby. Really depressing stuff. I'm talking, of course, about the fact that a horse named Big Brown ...

May 1, 2008

Tornado Shelters

By Staff

I've been thinking about this one for a while, and finally it's a slow enough news day to write about it.

April 30, 2008

It’s Ca-Ca-Catching On

By Staff

Has anyone else noticed that the sandwich makers at Subway always look really depressed?

April 29, 2008

Why Are You Winking?

By Staff

Have you ever noticed that whenever you open a bottle of shampoo or cut a piece of fruit and it’s facing in your direction, a little bit of shampoo or fruit juice always sprays in your eyes? Always. I don’t r...

April 28, 2008

Man-laws

By The Weatherhuman

Sit down Gauchos, we need to have a little talk...

April 25, 2008

Sniped

By Staff

It's good to see the government eschewing the star treatment and sniping Wesley Snipes for tax evasion, a charge that will send him to prison for three years.

April 24, 2008

Automated Toilets Suck

By Staff

Has anyone ever figured out why the illegal immigrants at car washes are so happy all the time? I mean they're singing, dancing and laughing the entire time, even though they're doing hard manual labor for spoiled Americ...

April 23, 2008

Help! That Man Just Stole My Penis

By Staff

According to Reuters - a reputable news outlet I might add - police in Congo arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink penises.

April 22, 2008

Missed Connection

By Staff

I’ m more than a little creeped out by the missed connection about someone at the Nexus. At first, I thought it was about me. After all, I am an insightful and amazing writer, and yes, I am indeed cuter than two pa...