Weather

April 21, 2008

Really Bad Trip

By Staff

Did you have a nice, peaceful day yesterday? Did you reflect on the meaning of life, and your purpose on Earth? Did you eat a whole bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos? Did you watch Half Baked? Did you go to Freebirds last nigh...

April 18, 2008

‘Human 08

By Staff

Yes fans, the rumors are true. I, the Weatherhuman, am officially throwing my hat into the ring in the race to be your next A.S. president. I don’t exactly know how the election rules work, but I’m assuming t...

April 17, 2008

Happy Birthday

By Staff

Awfully nice of thousands of fans to sing happy birthday to the Pope yesterday, especially since I doubt that he’s always had a song on his special day. Call me crazy, but I just can’t picture the Hitler Yout...

April 16, 2008

Where the Weatherhuman Happens

By Staff

I'm not gonna lie, I get goosebumps and mist up a little every time I see one of those NBA commercials with the photo slideshows and the emotional piano music.

April 15, 2008

That’s the Spot, Right There

By The Weatherhuman

Massage parlors in Indonesia are asking their female masseuses to make it clear that sex is not part of the massage by padlocking their skirts and pants.

April 14, 2008

Kissed From a Rose

By The Weatherhuman

So I was sitting/passed out by my front door Friday night when two toolish-looking guys walked past me, and, I kid you not, one of them was telling a story about how he played Seal songs the night before to set the mood ...

April 11, 2008

W-Carded

By Staff

I jinxed myself earlier this week by basking in the fact that there hadn’t been any corrections yet this quarter. Well lo and behold, look below. Damn it. If you’re wondering what having your Weatherbox taken...

April 10, 2008

Italian Sausagefest

By Staff

If you thought the battle of the sexes in America's elections was interesting, check out what's going on in Italy. On Tuesday, Party for Liberty's Silvio Berlusconi ripped his opponents, saying they had no taste in women...

April 9, 2008

I’ll Have the Cream of Some Young Guy

By Staff

I'm a big fan of the On the Menu section of the Nexus, mostly because it's provided more than a few locations for Weatherdates. Trust me people, you suggest some of the obscure restaurants profiled in OTM and you'll not ...

April 8, 2008

People I Don’t Like

By The Weatherhuman

I really can’t stand this new “People You May Know” section on Facebook. Yes, I know these people, but I don’t want to know them anymore. If I did, I’d search for them myself and add them as...

April 7, 2008

Damn It Natty

By Staff

OHHhhhh man…FLOATOIPIA., lksdjflskdjf, first weekend dowointwon, firsts weeekend of spiring quatrter. ! Alqlweirlskdjaflsd. I can’t conscentrate right now people, tooo much fun, 2 MUCH BOOZE. TOO MCUH SUN. $5...

April 4, 2008

Penny for my Thoughts

By Staff

I’ve finally found a politician I can get behind. Nope, not Obama; I lost all respect for him when I found out he bowled a 37 (seriously pathetic, even a retarded toddler could break 40). Instead I’ve decided...

April 3, 2008

They Tell Me It’s Not a Recession

By Staff

According to The New York Times, major retail stores like Best Buy, Circuit City and Home Depot are more open to "haggling" with customers because of low prices on the Internet and a sluggish economy. There's a joke in t...

April 2, 2008

Never Gonna Get This Song Out of My Head

By Staff

After overhearing a complete moron tell his friend that the Weather wasn't funny yesterday, I couldn't help but be amazed at how many people forget about April Fools Day each year.

April 1, 2008

Weather

By Staff

This article appeared as part of the Nexus’ April Fools’ edition. Tuesday’s Forecast: Partly cloudy, with a high of 62 degrees and a low of 45.

March 31, 2008

Friends Fly Miserably

By Staff

Since those of us who aren’t poor just spent the week traveling, let’s focus on the biggest scam in travel these days: Southwest Airlines’ policy of open seating. It’s a complete madhouse. People ...