If you thought the battle of the sexes in America’s elections was interesting, check out what’s going on in Italy. On Tuesday, Party for Liberty’s Silvio Berlusconi ripped his opponents, saying they had no taste in women. Rainbow Alliance parliamentarian – no idea what this means – Paola Balducci took serious offense, although I’ve got to think that any woman in the Rainbow Alliance knows a thing or two about taste in women, or tasting women for that matter. Just a hunch. Why aren’t Obama and Clinton dropping bombs like this? American politics could use a serious sex factor upgrade.

Thursday’s Forecast: Taking political sexification into its own hands and spurred on by a lack of hot faces on the campaign posters around campus, the ‘human starts planning a run of its own.