I’m a big fan of the On the Menu section of the Nexus, mostly because it’s provided more than a few locations for Weatherdates. Trust me people, you suggest some of the obscure restaurants profiled in OTM and you’ll not only seem classy, but exotically well rounded as well. I’ve got to take issue though with devoting an issue to Vietnamese restaurants. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe the Vietnamese eat dogs. Actually don’t correct me, because I’m not wrong. I Wikipedia’d that shit and they say it’s true, meaning I’ll be saying no to the pho. Send your angry e-mails elsewhere.

Wednesday’s Forecast: “Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.”