Yes fans, the rumors are true. I, the Weatherhuman, am officially throwing my hat into the ring in the race to be your next A.S. president. I don’t exactly know how the election rules work, but I’m assuming there’s a space on the ballot for write-in candidates, in which you all can – and will – write “Let’s do ‘human.” Together we can make a difference. Or get drunk. Either one works for me.
Friday’s Forecast: By the way I’d really love to get my campaign off the ground with a good sex scandal, preferably something really freaky. Interested applicants should send a picture and body dimensions to the Daily Nexus, care of the Weatherhuman, after which I’ll give you the best 53 seconds of your life. No fatties please.