Did you have a nice, peaceful day yesterday? Did you reflect on the meaning of life, and your purpose on Earth? Did you eat a whole bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos? Did you watch Half Baked? Did you go to Freebirds last night in search of a holy snack only to realize that you had forgotten your wallet, and that you were actually standing in some Mexican family’s kitchen? Dude, did you lose your car? Did you celebrate 4/20 over and over again?
Did you also realize that April 20th was Adolf Hitler’s birthday? Did you inadvertently celebrate Hitler’s birthday?
Monday’s Forecast: Yes, yes you did. Wait, why aren’t you giggling anymore?