Weather

August 30, 2008

Introductions

By Staff

Today's forecast: Rainy, tearful emotions in the morning, sunny smiles in the afternoon, hazy memories overnight. Oh, you thought you would be able to get the barometric pressure and stuff in the box labeled "Weather"? ...

August 5, 2008

Weather

By Staff

A correction? Damnit, you guys. We only have three issues in the summer and, of course, you fuck one up. That means the Nexus totally sucked 33 percent of the time in summer 2008. FAIL.

July 15, 2008

Weather

By The Weatherhuman

Imagine for a moment that you are the luckiest person in the world and you are my roommate's summer subleaser.

June 25, 2008

Summer Weather

By Staff

Happy summer, kiddos. The season brings a lot of awesome things, like sun, fun and lots of buns.

June 5, 2008

Farewell, abridged.

By Staff

A correction on my final day, what are the f-ing odds? This sucks, but now that my reign is over, I’ve gotta ask: How the hell did I not get fired or cause a protest? I mean, I was pretty damn offensive, including ...

June 2, 2008

Chicken Tikka Misspellers

By Staff

Man this Scripps National Spelling Bee is quickly turning into the ultimate beauty pageant for Indian families eh?

May 30, 2008

You Reek of Booze

By Staff

With only a few weeks left before my asshole landlords boot me out of I.V. for good, I had planned on spending my dwindling days as a student re-enacting all my favorite activities.

May 29, 2008

The ‘Human Doesn’t Understand

By Staff

I'm down to my final few days as the 'Human - I'll wait a moment while you wipe away that tear - so what better time to ask a very important question? How come Orbit gum comes in packs that are perfectly contoured for ba...

May 28, 2008

ManBearPig

By Staff

The race for 3rd District supervisor is getting heated, with even the Nexus joining in yesterday with an endorsement of Steve Pappas - and beer.

May 27, 2008

Boulevard of Broken Dreams

By Staff

I’m a pretty confident – even borderline cocky – individual. But something’s happened this week that’s knocked me down a peg or two: My “People You May Know” section on Facebook ...

May 22, 2008

For A Limited Time Only

By Staff

The corrections give me a chance to say I'm touched like a 13-year-old girl at R. Kelly's house by all the nice messages I got about the reader, but I probably need more to get it made. E-mail weatherhuman@dailynexus.com...

May 21, 2008

Dear Penthouse Forum…

By Staff

I love my anonymity, but being nameless and faceless isn't without its sacrifices, so today I'd like to publicly feel sorry for myself over the hordes of ass that I've been forced to forego due to the fact that I can't r...

May 20, 2008

Publish Me

By Staff

Alright, here’s the dea,l fans: Every few years, the ‘human gets cocky and attempts to make and then sell the Weatherreader, a mind-blowing compilation of subtle racism, sexism, ageism and Weatherisms. Some y...

May 19, 2008

Weather in Chief

By Staff

Bullshit. That's what I call the Editor in Chief elections.

May 16, 2008

You’ll Never Take Me Alive

By Staff

It’s Nexus turnover time – and not the good kind with apples. Every spring, you see all the beaten-down editors head for graduation – or more likely rehab – and a new batch of wannabe famous repor...

May 15, 2008

Finding I.V.’s Nemo

By Staff

I've always noticed that there are just certain people you see everywhere. You'll see them drunk at a party, you'll see them reading the Weatherbox in class and sometimes you'll be squished next to them on Bill's Bus.