Got to admit, that was pretty eye opening stuff from the Wednesday Hump last week. Here I was, thinking that “Soulja Boy” is about saving damsels in distress, only to find out that “superman-ing that ho” means something completely different – and not nearly as nice. The Pittsburgh Platter? I thought that referred to sex in a Steelers jersey. Glass-Bottom Boat? Isn’t that just cruise ship sex? Dirty Sanchez? I thought that was when you boned and then shared some Freebird’s nachos. Wrong, wrong and wrong. Now I know how the 40-year-old virgin felt when the Indian guy started yelling about Cincinnati Bowties and Rusty Trombones.

Tuesday’s Forecast: The ‘human pioneers the Weatherhuman – where you have sex while watching the Weather Channel and wearing an Al Roker mask.