I’ve been thinking about this one for a while, and finally it’s a slow enough news day to write about it. Here’s what’s been bothering me: Why in the world do bathrooms at airports have signs that say “This restroom is also to be used as a tornado shelter.” I’ve seen it at a lot of airports, but who in their right mind would want to be in a bathroom when everything gets strewn about. No matter how clean the bathroom may be, you know at least one person forgot to flush the toilet. Happens every time, there’s some freaking sickos in this world. I’m taking my chances with the airport Sbarros instead.

Thursdays forecast: The shit literally hits the fan.