I have nothing against stoners, but sometimes they really go too far in their quest to get high. Case in point: two men in Houston were arrested last week for removing a skull from a grave and using it as a bong. I can’t imagine how this could have worked, but hey, there isn’t a group out there that has more ingenuity than the potheads so I’m sure they took some massive hits to the dome – pun intended. I just hope they didn’t spill the bong water. Trust me, skull water does not come out of the carpet. My security deposit learned this the hard way.

Wednesday’s Forecast: the ‘human watches in amazement as Nexus weed columnist Jeff “Showboobs” Gibson teaches everyone in the office how to fashion a bong out of a toothbrush, an Oakland A’s cap and half a turkey sandwich.