I’ m more than a little creeped out by the missed connection about someone at the Nexus. At first, I thought it was about me. After all, I am an insightful and amazing writer, and yes, I am indeed cuter than two pandas. But alas the lurker wrote to a girl, and everyone knows I’m a human, with a sex that is known only to those that make it back to my Weatherwaterbed. So if it’s not me, who is it? Well I’ve thought about it and there’s no way that this is about anyone who works here. Nexus stalker, I’m afraid you’ve got your facts wrong. A sports fan AND a cutie? Please. Girls that good don’t date guys who post on craigslist.

Tuesday’s Forecast: However, most the Nexus guys fit your description. Creeper, it may be time for you to drastically change your lifestyle…

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