Opinion
Isla Vista is a dirty place. Despite its views of the Pacific Ocean and Channel Islands, mild weather and the mountainous Santa Ynez backdrop, trekking down the streets of I.V. is no walk in the park.
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Winter Quarter has begun and it is fucking cold. Living on Del Playa Drive went from being a gorgeous, warm, oceanfront home to a dreary, wet, freezing igloo.
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I saw a story yesterday about a guy who moved into a New Jersey Ikea after his apartment had to be fumigated.
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It's election season here in California, with our Feb. 5 primary less than a month away.
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School has started again. The new year has brought things good and bad - hopefully more of the good than the bad.
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Political season is upon us, boys and girls! For junkies like me, this time of year is bigger than Halloween in Isla Vista.
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With this ridiculous writers' strike dragging on and keeping most of TV's best shows on the sidelines, a bunch of really, really stupid shows have taken over my DVR.
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I love things that are old ... No, I love things that are new. Which is it? Well, I can love both by embracing each extreme.
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Touching your hand to a stove, tripping on the same step heading into Davidson, choking on your own spit: There are many behaviors we engage in as humans that compel us to hurt ourselves.
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Happy New Year, and welcome to Winter Quarter 2008! Hopefully everyone enjoyed a relatively safe holiday season filled with Starbucks gift cards and cheap New Year's Eve champagne.
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A werewolf who definitely howled mid make-out
A performative male dressed as Tyler Durden
The mime that somehow made it hot and cool
The ghost of your situationship (no, it’s actually them)
Frat vampire, and your neck will be bleeding
The angel that has definitely never gone out
The literal devil
A prisoner with fake tattoos that you can pretend are real for the night
A sexy cowboy that definitely used the ride line at least four times
A Patrick Bateman who relates a little too much
The witch who asked for your zodiac sign first
A nurse who will leave you needing CPR
