On my desk lies a graphing calculator. With this device I am able to perform complex mathematical calculations almost instantly. All of the laborious and time-consuming arithmetic is computed by the i...
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Every year, the Lake Superior State University publishes a humorous list of words that should be banished from the popular discourse for their "Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness."
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Those viewing U.S. intervention as a vital force to the maintenance of global stability surely must regard it by some unorthodox standard, since our foreign policy exports have been anything but stabi...
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I have to admit, every time I read a Courtney Stevens column in the Nexus, I am overcome with bewilderment.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
