Opinion

September 20, 2007

Don’t Tase Me Bro

By Staff

Florida student Andrew Meyer was tasered Monday night after refusing to give up the mic at a John Kerry speech, which is shocking to me 'cause I had no idea Kerry was still alive.

September 20, 2007

OJ Exposes Juicy Details In Writing

By Adam Wenger

I know it feels like a bad case of déjà vu, but yes, OJ Simpson is in the news again.

September 20, 2007

Under the Table: Pongs and Bongs Live On

By Jeff Gibson

If it’s not burning, no one is listening. After grabbing the 10th spot in the Princeton Review’s Top 10 Party Schools list last year, you’d expect there to be some more respect thrown UCSB’s way i...

September 20, 2007

Freedom Friar: Iraq’s Misadventures Fail to Impress During Testimony

By Eric Goldman

On Sept. 10 and 11, 2007, David Petraeus - to some, Christ - four-star general and savior of all things Iraq, testified before the United States Congress regarding progress in Iraq propelled by a recent "surge" of just o...

September 20, 2007

Bad Celebs Takeover Summer’s Headlines

By C.K. Hickey

If 1967 had the Summer of Love, 2007 was the Summer of Scandal.

September 20, 2007

The Circle of Bikes Moves Us All

By Mana Mostatabi

Throughout my UCSB career, I've learned an extraordinary amount.

September 20, 2007

Cop Takes Students’ Questions About Laws, Partying in I.V.

By Mark Signa

It's hard to believe that summer's over and the new school year has begun.

August 29, 2007

The Weatherhuman has added you as a friend

By The Weatherhuman

Dear Class of 2011, First of all, in about a month you're going to discover beer pong, Del Playa Drive and a beach with no rules regarding alcohol, and you'll quickly become the class of 2012 (or possibly even 2013 for t...

August 29, 2007

Freshmen, Click Here

By Staff

Dear UCSB Class of 2011: You have been poked by the Daily Nexus...

August 29, 2007

The Nexus Welcomes You

By Staff Editorial

Now that your life decisions have led you to the best school on the planet, we, the staff at the Daily Nexus, have another "life" choice that you need to make: Come write for us! All the cool kids are doing it.

August 29, 2007

Get the Party Started the Right Way

By Ray Collins

Welcome to UCSB - I hope you are ready to fuckin' party! You probably have a lot of worries right now - moving away from home, buying books, finding your classes, etc.

August 29, 2007

The Debate of Distance

By Zach Phillips

Long distance relationships are easy. A couple can survive any prolonged separation if they have two things: trust and a very lengthy penis. My story should be enough to convince anyone.

August 29, 2007

The Debate of Distance

By Patricia Bobek

In these last few weeks before you have to load up Mom's minivan and make the drive here to UCSB, let me give you an packing important tip: Leave your romantic baggage at home. Coming to college with a long distance rela...

August 29, 2007