Opinion

August 29, 2007

The Debate of Distance

By Zach Phillips

Long distance relationships are easy. A couple can survive any prolonged separation if they have two things: trust and a very lengthy penis. My story should be enough to convince anyone.

August 29, 2007

The Debate of Distance

By Patricia Bobek

In these last few weeks before you have to load up Mom's minivan and make the drive here to UCSB, let me give you an packing important tip: Leave your romantic baggage at home. Coming to college with a long distance rela...

August 29, 2007

Dorms Make for Good Sex

By Alex S.

Welcome to UCSB. The University of Casual Sex and Beer? Definitely.

June 27, 2007

Get Your Freak on While Supplies Last

By Alex S.

In my opinion, there are few things better about UCSB than summertime in Isla Vista.

June 27, 2007

99 Problems And The ‘Human’s One

By The Weatherhuman

I was willing to forgive Jay-Z when he started doing duets with his girlfriend.

June 27, 2007

Summer Recipe Calls For Bikinis, Brewskis

By Nicki Arnold

The best season of the year is here once again and I couldn't be happier.

June 27, 2007

Work Off Beer Belly With Diet, Exercise

By Ray Collins

Summer - the sun is shining and everyone just seems happier.

June 27, 2007

Ratifying Kyoto Protocol Promises Damage U.S. Economy

By Jeff Dulgar

As the environment continues to be a pressing issue on our nation's agenda, there has been increasing debate as to how this issue should be addressed.

June 27, 2007

Think

By Staff

June 7, 2007

Stay Classy Santa Barbara

By The Weatherhuman

Congrats (I guess) to the Class of 2007.

June 7, 2007

The Nexus Declares the Sweet and Stinky of Spring Quarter

By Staff Editorial

Uber-sexy, tra-la-laing tulips to Gunther and the Sunshine Girls for bringing love, sex and respect to UCSB.

June 7, 2007

Blame the Extremists, Not Israel or Palestine

By David Sforza

"Occupation 101" was neither brilliant nor wonderful.

June 7, 2007

Liberals Need Not Fear the Right to Bear Arms

By Michael Helmeste

I'm a liberal. My voting record is largely Green Party and Democrat.

June 7, 2007

Leave Critiques of Reel Loud Film to Festival Committee

By Lisa Shapiro

Will Wolfslau's review, ("Reeling Them In" Daily Nexus, May 31) begs the question of credibility in this overly critical analysis of such an innovative group of films.

June 7, 2007

Coverage of Mid-East Fair Left Out Purpose of Event

By Catherine Batruni

I was disappointed in reading your coverage of the Lebanese Club's Middle Eastern Fair ("Middle Eastern Fair Sparks Altercation Between Students," Daily Nexus, May 31).

June 1, 2007

Campus World Filled with Prospects

By Mark Batalla

I signed up to be a columnist this year on a whim. My primary job has always been to illustrate the opinion articles, but I figured I would give writing them shot.