Opinion

May 31, 2007

Hungry Hungry Hypocrites

By The Weatherhuman

A.S. inaugurated its "newspaper" by running a front-page story about over a dozen students and community members who went on a hunger strike.

May 31, 2007

The Usual Suspects Shut Down Rotation

By Jeff Gibson

She told him she was tired of trying to make him understand. Tired of feeling frustrated, tired of excuses - being drunk or stoned didn't count. She was tired of convincing herself it wasn't her problem.

May 31, 2007

Think

By Staff

May 30, 2007

Columnist Bids Adieu to Sexy UCSB

By Jenny Paradise

It was destiny that sunny afternoon last year when I blew off school, got drunk with my housemates and let them convince me to apply for the position of sex columnist.

May 30, 2007

2.5 Pints To Freedom

By The Weatherhuman

Apparently the British are going to put labels on all of their drinks that tell people how many units of alcohol are in each one, so they can figure out if they're exceeding safe drinking levels.

May 30, 2007

Plans Try to Unplug Party Scene of I.V.

By Ray Collins

After spending Memorial Day weekend jumping off of houseboats in Lake Mead, doing naked keg stands and partying in Las Vegas, I thought I would have something funny to write about.

May 30, 2007

Random Hookups Cheapen the Magic of Sex

By Opinion Editor

Once upon a time, it was considered questionable for girls and boys to hold hands on the first date, much less kiss.

May 30, 2007

Both Israel, Palestine Share Blame in Long-Running Feud

By Herschel Colbert

To the Muslim/Arab students at UCSB: You are currently the source of my annoyance. For being a disproportionately small number of my Facebook friends, you command a large amount of space on my news feed.

May 30, 2007

Skateboarding Gives UCSB Its Defining Characteristic

By Josh Rodine

Many current students are likely unaware of the long tradition of skateboarding in Santa Barbara. I'm not just referring to the skateboarding that seems to be present in most "beach communities."

May 30, 2007

Think

By Staff

May 29, 2007

Amnesty Fails as a Realistic Option

By Courtney Stevens

The population has become concerned enough over the 12 million and growing population of illegal immigrants to force the issue to Congress' attention for the second time this year via the McCain-Kennedy Immigration Bill.

May 29, 2007