Opinion

October 11, 2007

Demand Dems To Do the Left Thing

By Eric Goldman

Max Cleland, an American soldier who courageously served his country in the Vietnam War, was injured in a grenade blast that ripped both his legs and one arm from his body. Cleland later went on to become a democratic se...

October 11, 2007

Football Star Needs Some Higher Ground

By Jeff Gibson

"Ricky, come to Denver, where the people support your SAFER choice." As an avid Oakland Raiders fan, I hate to admit it, but the Broncos look to trample the Silver and Black again this year. If flaunting John Elway for ...

October 11, 2007

Learn How To Say Enough is Enough

By Mark Signa

So at what point do we realize that maybe enough is enough? Good things, when taken in excess, have definite negative side effects. Personally, I'm addicted to movies. Good ones, bad ones - it doesn't matter. You can t...

October 11, 2007

Five Frank Fixes for Program Boards Floundering Ways

By Areo Saffarzadeh

I'm a little upset. No... I'm really upset. On Saturday night, I planned to go see one of my favorite underground emcees - Sage Francis - at the Hub. I get back from work, hop into the shower, jump into new clothes and ...

October 10, 2007

Nexus Releases Its Web

By Staff

LOL! WTF? Yes, the Daily Nexus has a newly revamped Web site for you to meander over to in between YouTube videos about dramatic chipmunks and guys taking trashcans to the face. Now you can tell us how brilliant or stupi...

October 10, 2007

Diving for Muff Makes for Good Stuff

By Alex S.

Last week we talked about how to please men with your mouth, and that applied to a little over half of the students. Today, we'll move on to the other half and teach all the guys - or girls - how to properly lay down tha...

October 10, 2007

Debating Dates for Halloween Party

By Ray Collins

For almost a year now I've been wondering: When are we going to celebrate Halloween 2007? Last year it was on a Tuesday, so the logical thing to do was party the previous Thursday through Halloween Tuesday. But I started...

October 10, 2007

San Fran Delays Savage Beatdown for Talk Show TerrorSan Fran Delays Savage Beatdown for Talk Show Terror

By C.K. Hickey

If you were to guess which city has the most conservative syndicated talk radio show in the nation, which would it be? Wichita? Salt Lake City? Houston? Try San Francisco. Yes, from our very own Fog City comes none other...

October 9, 2007

Couch Surfin’ Filled With Wipeouts

By Zach Phillips

Couch-surfing is dangerous, brah. Not all the time - not when some sweet sleep-leather is available - but last night, my honey and I found ourselves stranded.

October 9, 2007

Science Stud Defines Dogma of Bio Majors

By David Clewett

Do you ever find yourself studying on a Friday night, or taking notes whilst your buddies take keg stands? Or, perhaps, question if life is really worth living on a daily basis? If so, you are probably either a biology m...

October 9, 2007

Hidden Nooks For Those Who Look

By Mana Mostatabi

At 989 acres - equivalent to a little over 1.5 square miles - UCSB's campus is, at the outset of everyone's college career, an intimidating landscape. After becoming familiar with the Davidson Library, the UCen and the A...

October 9, 2007

Revolutionary Icon Undeserving of Liberal Cult Following

By Jeff Dulgar

I can't help but chuckle at wannabe campus revolutionaries sporting their bright red Che Guevara T-shirts on campus - or anywhere, for that matter. These young radicals feel the best way to make their political beliefs k...

October 9, 2007

Think!

By Staff