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Changing changed change

January 18, 2008 by The Weatherhuman

Apparently people were getting trampled and straight up mollywhopped at the entrance for the Clinton speech last night, since they only let 900 people in.
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Boot Camp Purges the Urges to Eat

January 18, 2008 by David Rabie

Fifteen miles of hiking, four hours of daily exercise class, 1400-calorie-a-day vegetarian diet and not to mention a 5:30 a.m. wakeup call - The Ashram is a glorified boot camp celebrities and average...
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Time for Iraq to Call for a Series Finale

January 18, 2008 by Carsten Quinlan

One of the key issues in this election is the state of Iraq. Should we stay, should we go? What will we leave behind? What have we done?
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Think

January 18, 2008 by Jess Riegel

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

January 17, 2008 by The Weatherhuman

Judging by all the liberals fainting around campus yesterday, I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that one or both of the Clintons are coming to town.
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Entropic Break Descends into Haze Of Chimneys Ablaze and Dropped J’s

January 17, 2008 by Jeff Gibson

Relax, guys. No matter how much you puff out of it, I've learned there are just certain things in life you can't avoid.
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Hopeful Republicans Get Primary Profile

January 17, 2008 by Jeff Dulgar

With Feb. 5 - Super Tuesday - rapidly approaching, I feel I owe it to my conservative brethren to give a brief analysis of the current Republican candidates.
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Think!

January 17, 2008 by Staff

Is That How You’re Going to Say It?

January 16, 2008 by The Weatherhuman

Does anyone out there know why the airlines switched back to regular pretzels as the in-flight snack?
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Skype Sex Will Turn Software Hard

January 16, 2008 by Dana Olsen

I've never been in a long-distance relationship, but from what I've observed, it seems like cross-country coupledom is the way to go - especially in the technologically advanced and emotionally indepe...
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Beer’s Uses Extend Beyond the Red Cup

January 16, 2008 by Ray Collins

I love beer. On my tenth birthday my dad gave me my first beer, knowing I would curse the bitter taste of the unfamiliar beverage.
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Think!

January 16, 2008 by Staff

Battle of the Bootylicious

January 15, 2008 by Chris Hoffman

It’s always a sad day when I walk into class after the first rain, and instead of spaghetti straps and booty shorts, I’m met with baggy sweats and no skin to be found. I thought this was U...
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Battle of the Bootylicious

January 15, 2008 by Valerie Tidwell

Excuse me, ladies in the booty shorts? It's winter. I know we live in Santa Barbara and that it actually climbed above 70 degrees yesterday and Sunday, but... it's winter. Put on some pants.
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