Opinion
Forgive me for epitomizing the typical American flag-wielding patriot on an everyday basis, but I see the act of expressing good ol' American patriotism as an essential, since this nation could possib...
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OK, here's the deal people: If your lazy ass got out of bed too late to get to class on time, and thus you're too lazy to park your bike in an actual spot on one of the racks, DON'T FREAKING PARK YOUR...
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I'm sure I wasn't the only one to ever enter Isla Vista for the first time and think, Damn, if I ever get enough money, I'm buying out the houses on the mountainside of Del Playa Drive. Erosion may ta...
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I am sick of this "change or experience" debate. When President Bush ran for his first term, he was against nation-building and scaling down the size of the military. The fact is, in order to really t...
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I decided to do an experiment that might threaten my health and well being to be able to write an entertaining column for all my loyal readers - all five of you. So through illicit means - which are a...
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With the lesser-known candidates dropping out like flies and the top-tier contenders pulling no punches, it's clearly election season, and the horserace is on. Although the unpredictability of the pre...
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I once read you shouldn't have sex in the water because you can get stuck together from the suction.
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The ‘human had a lot to say today but someone at the Nexus screwed up. Check back tomorrow. Maybe. Correction In yesterday’s Finance Board article, the Black Student Union was funded via t...
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Fuck you rain and wind. I feel like I'm getting tag-teamed by the elements every time I walk outside.
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Here's a common scenario: It's Friday night. You went to a few classes this week, maybe did some homework or studying and now it is time to go out and celebrate.
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In lieu of the Kennedys' endorsement of presidential candidate Barack Obama, I'd like to formally announce my choice for president as well.
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Who could have predicted a year ago that the once-inevitable candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton would run neck and neck with a junior senator from Illinois? Indeed, Barack Obama's candidacy possesses so...
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