Nexustentialism
It's satire, stupid.
The Student Resource Building (SRB) is a magical wonderland filled with dreams and opportunities. We all know about CLAS, EOP and the Disabled Students Program, but did you know about these?
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I wanna be the very best / like no one ever was. / But I’m stuck here in Pallet Town, / a dreamer with no cause.
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As fall 2016 approaches, incoming seniors are left looking at their life and the choices that have led them here.
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Nexustentialism gives an exclusive preview of some of the key players in the upcoming season of "Bachelor in Paradise."
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The nation’s focus was on Philadelphia last week as the Democratic Party held their convention to nominate Hillary Clinton as their official 2016 presidential candidate. Here's 5 things you need to ...
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Several of those formerly feeling the Bern halfheartedly gave in, apathetically tweeting, "I guess I'm #WithHer now."
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Catching up on last week's episode of national politics with twists and turns almost as juicy as KUWTK.
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New dorms built to compensate for an influx of new admits promise an experience unlike any other for the incoming freshmen.
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Sally picks up an easy-to-follow, light, summer binge-watch: follow along and relive the series, since showing up fashionably late is always in.
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Sometimes we get so caught up in exams, essays and labs that we don’t remember anything else. We forget that not everyone made it out of our wretched hometowns.
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Reveal new truths about your deepest self through the most accurate personality quiz known to mankind as of ten minutes ago.
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It's officially wildfire season, but don't let the large scale burning of property and nature get you down! Here are 5 great ways to take advantage of this underrated summertime staple.
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Thanks to three quarters of undergrad, Nelson claims to have learned much on topics ranging from plate tectonics and statistics to Jägermeister, marijuana and having sex all the time.
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Earlier this year, the group publicly endorsed the restaurant for its “pro-bird activism,” despite the fact that no member had set foot inside the establishment.
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A regular superhero, Yang plans to fulfill his duties as chancellor for the remainder of the year while simultaneously running a full-fledged campaign.
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Ride through the bike path without crashing
Find a seat at the red couches on the second floor of the library
Sunrise and sunset dip on the same day
Find parking on Del Playa Drive
Drunk for 24 hours
Bagel crawl
First pick at an Arbor muffin in the morning
Participate in a mosh pit at a band show
Finally talk to their class crush
Get an earlier pass time than their friends in GOLD
Graduate
Successfully walk through I.V. without seeing an old hookup
