The Weatherhuman

February 25, 2010

Charlie Brown, Sir

By The Weatherhuman

Rainy days always seem to bring out the Charlie Brown Syndrome in professors.

February 24, 2010

The Other Palin

By The Weatherhuman

So does anybody else find it amusing that Bristol Palin is going to guest star on a show about teenage mothers?

February 23, 2010

Thank You for Flying

By The Weatherhuman

So breaking news, guys. And by breaking I mean shattering.

February 22, 2010

Drama-Charged People

By The Weatherhuman

Drama, drama, drama.

February 19, 2010

Alanis On the Matter

By The Weatherhuman

So, bad timing. Planning everything out with your friends or whoever, only to find out that the days you made your great plans for also happen to be the only times your best friend can visit or that your favorite band is...

February 18, 2010

I Deny Thee Thrice, Chocolate

By The Weatherhuman

You know, the Weatherhuman isn't particularly religious, but fuck if I don't wish I was.

February 17, 2010

Nap Time

By The Weatherhuman

Napping is godly.

February 16, 2010

Love Stinks

By The Weatherhuman

So did everyone fall in love this weekend?

February 12, 2010

Staple Gun Politics

By The Weatherhuman

So the Weatherhuman's new favorite thing is the staple gun. It's just so... nifty! It posts stuff up nice and easy without you having to bruise up your fingers pushing dumb tacks into the wall. Instead, press a simple bu...

February 11, 2010

Weighing In

By The Weatherhuman

OK, OK, so I've been getting complaints about not weighing in on this stupid A.S. debacle.

February 10, 2010

The ‘Human Does the Cha Cha Cha

By The Weatherhuman

So, the Weatherhuman was thinking today (dangerous, I know), and what's up with the combination letters "ch"?

February 9, 2010

Obvious Stupidity Clouds UCSB

By The Weatherhuman

There's a little thing in this world that I like to call "The Oh-Duh Factor." Now, not many people give this phenomenon the real attention it deserves, but I find that in times of distress and uncertainty, you can always...

February 8, 2010

Weatherhuman: Superhero

By The Weatherhuman

You know how celebrity stalkers are in love with imaginary people?

February 5, 2010

Chatty Cathy

By The Weatherhuman

Now, the Weatherhuman hasn't been in a chat room for awhile, but does anyone remember a/s/l?

February 4, 2010

Suck on This

By The Weatherhuman

So I just realized, why, when you're trying to insult someone, do you call them a "cock-sucker"?

February 3, 2010

An Attempt at a Shout Out

By The Weatherhuman

With limited space today, the Weatherhuman would like to make a quick shout-out to a fan. C.A., whose full name I will not share for reasons of anonymity that I myself understand, you’re ridiculously kind in your a...