So “Boner” from “Growing Pains” (I mean, Andrew Koenig) died. Yeah, apparently he was depressed, but I can’t imagine why. I mean, it’s not like he was mainly famous for the fact that his father played Chekhov in the original “Star Trek” series. Or that he was nicknamed after a male erection on some semi-popular ’90s sitcom. I mean, that would just suck… Oh… bummer.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: So, how about we learn from this, kids. If you’re going to work opposite Alan Thicke, you better be prepared to lose. Just sayin’.