Drama, drama, drama. And I’m not talking about the character in “Entourage.” It’s fucking everywhere. Why is it that no matter what you’re doing — schoolwork, yard work, work work or no work — you’re constantly surrounded by drama-charged people who don’t know their own eating disorders from a chicken McNugget? And sure, the Weatherhuman pours its fair share of emotional torture into the mix, but can’t we all just get along?

Tomorrow’s Forecast: CBS called. They want dibs back on the public service announcement.