Rainy days always seem to bring out the Charlie Brown Syndrome in professors. They just get so depressed by the weather. (No, not my weather, I mean the actual outside weather. Come on, nobody gets depressed by my weather. Well, except for sissies who can’t take a joke, but I digress.) The profs then pull a “wah wah-wah wah-wah” all period. Come on, Teach, if I have to drag my ass to class and pretend to care, so do you.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Bring back the sun, bitches! We already have to take one foreign language at this school. I don’t want to have to learn mumble, too.