There’s a little thing in this world that I like to call “The Oh-Duh Factor.” Now, not many people give this phenomenon the real attention it deserves, but I find that in times of distress and uncertainty, you can always turn to it for guidance. Unfortunately, not everyone is tuned in on their Oh-Duh-O-Meters. Like when former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is caught with discussion notes written on her hand during a broadcasted interview. Oh, you mean she’s as stupid as everyone says? That’s The Oh-Duh Factor.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Those people who aren’t so tuned in? Yeah, they’re the ones still campaigning for Palin’s 2012 presidential run. Yay, sub-mediocrity.