OK, OK, so I’ve been getting complaints about not weighing in on this stupid A.S. debacle. Really, though, does no one realize that every retreat any school group goes on is an excuse to party and get drunk? What I’m more pissed about is that we still pay tuition for some of them. Hell, I work harder on a daily basis than those A.S. jerk-offs do in their lifetimes, but I still have to pay my own way. Now does that sound fair?

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Everyone realizes they should get over themselves, stop bashing each other and just cop to the truth about the whole thing. Oh, no, wait. We don’t live in a fantasy. My bad.