So did everyone fall in love this weekend? I mean, that’s the rule, right? You have to fall in love on Valentine’s Day? Well, that or die from loneliness. One of the two. Either way, it’s better than sitting alone at home watching winter Olympians eating ice all up and down the slopes. While eating ice cream, ironically enough. No, that wasn’t me, I swear.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: Universal Pictures personally thanks the Weatherhuman for contributing to ticket sales for “Wolfman.” Because god knows all the couples went to see “Valentine’s Day.” New Line Cinema mother fuckers…