You know, the Weatherhuman isn’t particularly religious, but fuck if I don’t wish I was. I mean, this chick totally got to leave class early because she told the professor it was for God. Too bad I missed that train. Although, plenty of people participate in Lent who couldn’t give a shit about what they’re doing it for. Like, hey, I forgot to keep my New Year’s resolution, but here’s a 40-day re-do period that ends in a big-ass party. Oh, what a sacrifice.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: This year’s practical joke: Easter never comes, and you’re stuck pretending to give up chocolate for the rest of your life.